Is There Really A Giant “Alien Face” In Antarctica?

Recently, an eagle-eyed UFO aficionado using Google Earth spotted what looked like a gigantic “alien” head sticking out of the Antarctic wastes.

I was skeptical of this entire (now-viral, natch) story, I decided to download the Google Earth app (pretty sure this isn’t all a stunt by Google) and check for myself: Continue reading “Is There Really A Giant “Alien Face” In Antarctica?”

My Thoughts On The Amazon Rainforest Burning Down

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I am, technically, if these designations mean anything anymore…”half Brazilian.” Which is to say…my mother was born and raised in Brazil, and emigrated to the United States when she was in her twenties.

She grew up in São Paulo…which, at the time of this writing, is engulfed in Book Of Revelations level smoke and darkness.

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The “Hudson Hawk” Code

Hi, I’m being blackmailed into robbing the Vatican by a psychotic American corporation and the C.I.A..
–Hudson Hawk

My name is Kit Kat
This is not a dream
–Kit Kat

1991’s Hudson Hawk is pretty much an unbearable vanity project specifically created to showcase the wit and wisdom of Bruce Willis (who is pretty much neck-in-neck with Nic Cage for most hit/bomb/hit/bomb cinematic track-record).

But the film also strangely shares certain esoteric resonances with 2006’s Da Vinci Code. Let’s explore a few, segueing into one of my favorite obscure movie characters, Kit Kat!

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