Andy Warhol once said that in the future, we will all be reality winners. We are in late-stage Matrix, folks—but the good news is that we’ll soon be able to seamlessly send our fellow Mac users “Applebucks” or whatever the fuck.
Our new leaker of the moment is 25-year-old Reality Leigh Winner—”Reality Winner,” not a Twitter handle but her actual fucking name. Remember those fun Edward Snowden/Snow, “Informer” syncs? Irony is dead, folks…and is there really any need for synchronicity anymore to point out that there are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of by our mere philosophy?
Reality Winner, the classified info leaker for a nation with a reality TV president. “Reality Winners,” the final frontier of war: in 21st Century warfare there are no winners or losers, only reality winners.
Whose reality will win and dominate our lives? Vote now in our special online poll. Your vote counts! (uh…about that…)