Florida Sheriff Issues Warning To Creepy Clowns: We Won’t Save You

what a creepy Florida clown might look like

The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office has had enough of creepy clowns and their creepy clown shit.

They have recently issued a stern warning on Facebook to “evil clowns,” warning the madcap mimes of mischief that they might be on their own if their victims decide to turn around and kick the living crap out of them:

***Warning to evil clowns and anyone considering creepy clown activity: We will not be there to save you if your intended target defends himself or herself, and you may face other penalties as well.***

The post goes on to recount an incident a couple of days ago in which an 11-year-old riding his bike was accosted by a clown “approximately 5 feet, 9 inches tall, weighing approximately 230 pounds, wearing blue clown hair, rainbow painted face, red foam nose, a green, long-sleeved shirt, black pants and black boots.”

The clown attempted to grab the child by the arm, after which said child beat the clown with his selfie stick.

Some commenters on the post encouraged vigilante justice against evil clowns, while others seemed to accuse the sheriff’s office and/or boy in question of pulling a hoax or perhaps even an evil clown false flag.

And then there was this “will anybody think about the CLOWNS???” comment:

I like how the kid is the victim even tho the “clown” never touched him and the kid assaulted the guy, so really the “clown” is the victim.


More to read about on Butterfly Language:
Clown Town
The “Creepy Clown Sightings,” Solved (Sort Of)
World Clown Association Issues Statement On “IT”