RE: Louis CK News

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“Louis C.K. Crossed a Line Into Sexual Misconduct, 5 Women Say”

How hard is it to not yank out your schwantz after you just meet some woman you are working with, or like was just introduced to? This isn’t some fucking matter of semantics or relative social mores or some complicated shit like that. I’ve known complete fucking maniacs who at least knew these basic fucking rules of fucking human decency.

This isn’t like “A Beautiful Mind” with a chalkboard full of fucking equations where you’re like:

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It’s not like some fucking Agatha Christie mystery where you are completely fucking baffled and are like:

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No. No, you simply don’t rip your dick out and pull your clothes off and horrify some woman or women who have just fucking met you and/or have been really fucking clear they are not interested in watching you choke your chicken.

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I know there will be a point in my life where I will process all this and try to have a “broader perspective” and maybe get back into some sort of zen program but…

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