My Reaction When…

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Yup, it’s a meme post.

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MRW an ad pops up on my Twitter based on very specific keywords I just used in my “private” Gmail correspondence:

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MRW the intriguing YouTube vlogger I’ve been following for months (even buying the eBooks) suddenly posts a “Hitler Wasn’t So Bad” video out of nowhere:

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MRW I’m approximately 41 seconds into listening to the song “Ice Ice Baby,” despite my higher instincts & musical education:

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MRW I’m approximately 2 minutes and 4 seconds into listening to the song “Ice Ice Baby,” despite my higher instincts & musical education:

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MRW I’m at the part in “Ice Ice Baby” where he says “slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade”:

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MRW I see some male actor or director or journalist or comedian or musician or author or animator who I always liked—and probably even idolized—suddenly trend on Twitter:

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MRW the friendly racist at the bar, after a tirade against “zionists,” assures me that I’m “one of the good Jews” and he’s not talking about me specifically:

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Bonus: I never told him I was Jewish, and he didn’t even know my name, but rather he based this all on my appearance alone:

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MRW I realize I had accidentally put my tight jeans in the dryer instead of hanging them up to line dry:

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MRW an ad pops up on my Facebook based on very specific keywords I just used talking in my own damn house:

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MRW somebody breathlessly talks to me about Avengers: Infinity War:

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MRW I found out that apparently two of my favorite characters die in Avengers: Infinity War:

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MRW I experience a synchronicity between words on a poster I glance at in the subway and a song lyric playing at the exact same time in my headphones:

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MRW the sync at the subway just happened, but I know I have to “play it cool” in order to still function within the world of mere mortals:

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MRW I look at my Amazon Associates affiliate earnings for the past month from my blogs:

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MRW I accidentally see my own picture in a Google image search:

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MRW I am my own “suggested friend” on Facebook:

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My Mom’s RW I patiently explain to her that all the hours I’ve invested in these blogs have a deep spiritual value outside that of ordinary materialist “third density” reality:

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MRW I’ve just spent two hours working on a meme post:

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