Video: 1950’s Housewife On LSD

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In this video, a typical “normal” 1950s housewife drinks down a glass of water dosed with LSD as part of an experiment. After a brief time-lapse, we again see our typical normal housewife—now considerably more relaxed and speaking of being one with All, seeing the prismatic colors of the air:

“I’ve never seen such infinite beauty in my life!”

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Real-Life WKRP Turkey Drop In Arkansas; FAA Investigating

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First there was the War on Christmas; now we have people trying to stop throwing turkeys from airplanes. Where will it end, snowflakes? (obligatory /s for Poe’s Law)

The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating a “turkey drop” performed recently at an Arkansas festival. If this activity sounds familiar, you just might be remembering the classic WKRP In Cincinnati Thanksgiving episode where (spoilers) live turkeys were disastrously dropped from a plane as a promotional gimmick.

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The Alex Jones Halloween Special

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“IT’S THE ALEX JONES HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! STARRING ROGER STONE, WEBSTER TARPLEY, BILLY CORGAN, PAUL LYNDE, and…ZACHERLEY!”

Uh…no. But I do have this clip from a 1997 cable access show featuring Bill Hicks Alex Jones repeatedly stabbing a pumpkin & talking about police surveillance interspersed with random close-ups of a decapitated head in a basket.

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Website Is Now Selling “Psychic Vampire Repellent”

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While not guaranteed to “supercharge your brain” or protect you from the Apocalypse like the supplements hawked on Infowars, the “Psychic Vampire Repellent” (actual name of the product) sold on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop may keep the more draining influences on your life at bay.

For $30 you get this “sonically tuned” “gem-infused aromatherapy” elixir that is “reported to banish bad vibes (and shield you from the people who may be causing them).” A mix of ruby, lapis lazuli, onyx, garnet, essential oils, and “reiki charged crystals,” it is advised that users of the product spray their Psychic Vampire Repellent “generously around their heads.”

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