Andy Warhol once said that in the future, we will all be reality winners. We are in late-stage Matrix, folks—but the good news is that we’ll soon be able to seamlessly send our fellow Mac users “Applebucks” or whatever the fuck.
Our new leaker of the moment is 25-year-old Reality Leigh Winner—”Reality Winner,” not a Twitter handle but her actual fucking name. Remember those fun Edward Snowden/Snow, “Informer” syncs? Irony is dead, folks…and is there really any need for synchronicity anymore to point out that there are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of by our mere philosophy?