Attack Of The Mind Parasites And Other Microscopic Delights

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“Would you offer violence to a well intentioned virus on its slow road to symbiosis?”
–William S. Burroughs, “The Electronic Revolution”

I’m going to talk about a topic that is largely anchored in matters of biology, but will at some point take a sharp left turn into the esoteric.

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Don’t Open A Chrysalis…

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…there is no cute baby butterfly in there.

Instead, the caterpillar is digesting its own body.

Instead, you’ll find a soupy mix of insect parts, as the undefined organic mass makes its murky journey, its complete and total transformation.

Instead, you’ll find a creature worthy of John Carpenter’s The Thing, worthy of the greatest “body horror” movies of all time.

Do not open a chrysalis before it is due; the caterpillar’s parts will leak out and you will kill it.

Scientists Admit That Universe “Shouldn’t Exist” (And Yet It Does)

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Well folks, that’s pretty much it; I gotta pack it in. Respected scientists have now informed me that based on their data, the Universe (and everything) just should not exist. It all just doesn’t make any sense!, they’ve wailed. That’s it. Gotta pack it in.

As Christian Smorra, researcher at CERN, commented:

All of our observations find a complete symmetry between matter and antimatter, which is why the universe should not actually exist.

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